to add an item to your Itinerary basket.
Clementine
About
In this hysterical, deranged and irreverent Austen parody that meditates on girlhood, romance and everything in between, Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One.
When her latest beau goes missing, she embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time?
Set roughly "in the past", this is a story about sickly sisters, self-love and Sylvanian Families. Bonnets at the ready, ladies, for the debut character comedy show of the (Scorpio) season.
Running time: 60 minutes Age Guidance 16+
Please be aware that this show contains audience participation; strobe lighting; and strong language/swearing.
Book Tickets
Opening Times
| Season (28 Feb 2026) | ||
|---|---|---|
| Day | Times | |
| Saturday | 19:30 | |
Tripadvisor
What's Nearby
A magical indoor attraction that brings to life all 23 Beatrix Potter's Peter Rabbit…
0.03 miles awayThe Peter Rabbit Garden has proved tremendously popular with visitors who have delighted…
0.03 miles awayStanding at the centre of the town of Bowness-on-Windermere, this Grade I listed church…
0.1 miles away
Nestled in the heart of the Lake District National Park, Bowness-on-Windermere is a…
0.25 miles awayWindermere Jetty Museum is a vibrant, family-friendly visitor attraction dedicated to the…
0.42 miles awayA short walk from the centre of Bowness is Cockshot Point on the lake shore. It’s the…
0.58 miles away
You may also like
Follow The Lake District, Cumbria on Social Media
Receive all the latest news, special offers and information from the Lake District, Cumbria
Ratings Powered By
© Cumbria Tourism