The Four Horsemen of Rising Crime, Global Warming, AI and Culture Wars are galloping towards us. Are we on the road to hell? And can we avoid the potholes? In his brand new tour show 'Fair Cop' Alfie has the antidote to the breakdown of law and order, fake news and the price of baked beans.
He's encountered more than his fair share of egotistical dictators in his policing career and learnt when pragmatism, and more than a dash of laughter, can defuse even the most menacing showdown.
Doomsday is no laughing matter but this show certainly is.
Join Alfie as he saddles up to see off those bullies on their pesky ponies. Doomsday is no laughing matter but this show certainly is.
| Season (10 Sept 2026) | ||
|---|---|---|
| Day | Times | |
| Thursday | 19:30 | - 21:20 |
The Victoria Wood Theatre, Bowness-on-WindermereSet in the heart of the Lake District, this intimate theatre shares a building in Bowness with the…
Sat Nav for Parking: LA23 3BZ
Sat Nav for Theatre: LA23 3BX
Find us on Crag Brow in the centre of Bowness-on-Windermere. The Theatre shares a building with the World of Beatrix Potter Attraction.
The Theatre can be reached by using public transport. 87% of visitors make their journey to the Lake District by car, but once you are here why not try the bus, boat or electric bike.
The nearest mainline station is Oxenholme, Lake District on the West Coast Mainline going from London to Glasgow. There is a connecting train from Oxenholme Station to Windermere which takes approximately 30 minutes. All Windermere trains connect with a local bus service which will take you the 2 miles to Bowness -on-Windermere.
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