In a time when tensions around immigration run high in rural communities, Pipeline Theatre grasps the issue in its own inimitable way – finding the funny, the weird and the wonderful.
Maddy has a story to tell: a former St. John Ambulance volunteer, she recollects the strange encounter she once witnessed between George, a fellow volunteer, and Usman, a refugee, at a village summer fete.
George and Maddy are a frequent double-act at such events. George – bluff, ex military, a fount of old-school, wise-cracking banter (and St. John Ambulance trivia), now close to retirement, and a self-appointed mentor to Maddy – asthmatic, unlucky in love, but with more than enough wit to outsmart George. They make a sweet, if nerdy, team.
The fete is what you'd expect: outsized veg, primary school art display, scruffiest dog competition, rosettes, cream teas, bunting. An out-of-time vision of England; a safe harbour, where the roiling seas of division and desperation shouldn't intrude. Bar the odd wasp sting, George and Maddy are expecting a quiet day. Except – half an hour before kick-off, a stranger appears in their gazebo. This is Usman – cheerful, gentle, quiet-spoken. Apparently the tent has been allocated to him as a makeshift dressing room. For his 'Special Performance'. So far, so unexpected. But then it gets weirder: it turns out Usman and George know each other from a former, almost unrecognisable life. A twist of 'fete', as George might say. But when the penny drops, the fallout will turn this into a fete like no other…Pipeline Theatre uses comedy, heartbreak, music, a transmogrifying set, pin-sharp dialogue and indelible characters, to show that when caught in the riptide of history, you never know who might just save your life
| Season (19 Nov 2026) | ||
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| Thursday | 19:30 | - 21:00 |
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