No Monkey Business

About

Welcome to No Monkey Business, Keswick’s unique alcohol-free cocktail bar and eatery, located right on the bustling main street. Whether you’re a local resident or a visitor exploring the scenic Lake District, our cosy and inviting atmosphere is the perfect spot to unwind and enjoy delicious food and drinks without the alcohol.

At No Monkey Business, we believe that cutting out alcohol doesn’t mean missing out. Our extensive menu features an array of inventive alcohol-free functional cocktails, craft beers, functional elixers and fine wines that deliver all the fun and flavour without the next-day regrets. Experience our unique range of functional drinks. We incorporate natural adaptogens like Ashwagandha and Reishi mushroom, along with nootropics designed to help you relax, focus, and feel good naturally.

From our Zesty functional Electric Cosmo, infused with “Livener” botanicals to energise and stimulate the mind and get the party started, to our refreshing Vibey Iced Tea, an alcohol-free twist on a British classic that blends the bittersweet, mood-boosting “Social” elixir with chilled hibiscus tea and a zesty ginger ale finish. Our mixologists use premium botanicals to ensure your drink packs a punch, not a hangover.

Our bar offers a variety of seating options to suit your mood. Inside, you’ll find a warm and welcoming space with comfortable seating, perfect for catching up with friends or enjoying a quiet moment alone. Outside, our lovely patio area offers stunning views of Keswick’s surrounding mountains, making it an ideal spot for enjoying the fresh air on sunny days.

No Monkey Business isn’t just about great drinks; we’re also passionate about food. Our brunch menu, served daily from 9 AM to 4:30 PM, features a delightful selection of dishes made from the freshest ingredients. Enjoy classic favourites like avocado on toast, a hearty full breakfast or French toast with strawberry and Nutella.  Our popular lunch dishes include our Buddha Bowl and Korean BBQ pulled pork Burger, all paired perfectly with a cup of our premium Ozone coffee or one of our functional cocktails.

But that’s not all—we love creating a vibrant and engaging community atmosphere. Join us for our quiz nights, craft nights, and an assortment of board games that promise fun and entertainment for everyone. It’s all about bringing people together and creating memorable experiences, whether you’re here for a relaxing evening or a lively event.

At No Monkey Business, we’re redefining what a bar can be, offering a space where everyone can enjoy amazing food and drinks without the alcohol. So, whether you’re sober curious, health-conscious, or just looking for a great place to hang out, come and experience the fun, flavour, and friendly vibes of No Monkey Business. We look forward to welcoming you soon!

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