No Monkey Business

About

Welcome to No Monkey Business, Keswick’s unique alcohol-free cocktail bar and eatery, located right on the bustling main street. Whether you’re a local resident or a visitor exploring the scenic Lake District, our cozy and inviting atmosphere is the perfect spot to unwind and enjoy delicious food and drinks without the alcohol.

At No Monkey Business, we believe that cutting out alcohol doesn’t mean missing out. Our extensive menu features an array of inventive alcohol-free cocktails, craft beers, and fine wines that deliver all the fun and flavor without the next-day regrets. From refreshing mojitos and zesty margaritas to rich and complex craft brews and wines, there’s something to suit every taste.

Our bar offers a variety of seating options to suit your mood. Inside, you’ll find a warm and welcoming space with comfortable seating, perfect for catching up with friends or enjoying a quiet moment alone. Outside, our lovely patio area offers stunning views of Keswick’s surrounding mountains, making it an ideal spot for enjoying the fresh air on sunny days.

No Monkey Business isn’t just about great drinks; we’re also passionate about food. Our brunch menu, served daily from 9 AM to 5 PM, features a delightful selection of dishes made from the freshest ingredients. Enjoy classic favorites like avocado toast, hearty full breakfasts, and our popular homemade cakes, all paired perfectly with a cup of our premium Ozone coffee. In the evening, from 5 PM to 9 PM, we serve an array of small plates and flatbread-style pizzas, perfect for sharing and exploring a variety of flavors.

But that’s not all—we love creating a vibrant and engaging community atmosphere. Join us for our quiz nights, craft nights, and an assortment of board games that promise fun and entertainment for everyone. It’s all about bringing people together and creating memorable experiences, whether you’re here for a relaxing evening or a lively event.

At No Monkey Business, we’re redefining what a bar can be, offering a space where everyone can enjoy amazing food and drinks without the alcohol. So, whether you’re sober curious, health-conscious, or just looking for a great place to hang out, come and experience the fun, flavor, and friendly vibes of No Monkey Business. We look forward to welcoming you soon!

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