Come one, come all, to The Swan Hotel's lair,
The Grinch himself will be waiting there!
This holiday season, don't be a fool,
Join us for a lunch that's wickedly cool!
For £20 a kid (and £25 per big Who),
We've got a feast that'll make hearts grow two sizes too!
Two courses of food, so festive and yummy,
It's enough to fill even the Grinch's tummy!
But wait—what's this? A special surprise!
The Grinch will appear right before your eyes!
With a sack full of gifts and a mischievous grin,
He'll add some fun and a dash of chagrin.
So don't be a Grinch, don't be a grouch,
Come make some memories from your seat, not your couch!
Book your spot now, don't wait too late,
For a holiday meal that's sure to be great!
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Book your timeslot via the link below – simply select the date you'd like to attend and choose "Lunch with The Grinch!" from the booking options. This event will be running on Saturdays and Sundays each weekend from the 22nd November until 21st December 2025 (12 – 4.30pm).
Please note, payment for the guests joining us will be taken on the day.
Weekends from 22nd November – 21st December 2025
12 – 4.30pm
| Season (22 Nov 2025 - 21 Dec 2025) | ||
|---|---|---|
| Day | Times | |
| Monday - Sunday | 12:00 | - 16:30 |
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